Date Night & A Drive
One of the things I miss most from the before times is going on dates.
Remember dates?
There were so many kinds of dates- Tinder dates, friend dates, situationship dates, painfully-awkward dates, nap dates, actually-kind-of-romantic dates… the list goes on. But the most intimate, beautiful kind of date that I crave more than anything is the solo date.
Getting all dolled up, shaving your legs, slapping your finest pair of fluttery lashes on that pretty little face of yours to go sit in Chez Zee all by your lonesome and drop $60 on a four course meal for your best gal: you.
Ah, what a time those were.
On solo dates, there was never any fear of having to devise an escape plan in case your Tinder match turned out to be an undercover frat boy, creep, general douchebag, serial killer or Trump supporter.
On solo dates, you never had to order modestly in fear of being an expensive date for the traditional nice guy who felt a societal obligation to pay for your meal.
On solo dates, you never had to worry about facing the inevitable exhaustion of introducing a new person to the list of triggers you’ve developed thanks to your slew of evil exes.
And, on solo dates, you could listen to your obscure rap music at full volume on the entire drive there and back. *Chef’s kiss.*
Solo dates were second to none – the absolute highest form of self care.
They were chicken soup for my extravagant, self-loving Leo soul.
My attempt at self care in quarantine has been “bubble bath and face mask night”, but it’s proven to be a weak substitution. It’s starting to grow stale. A girl can only take so many goddamn bubble baths.
The other day, during my evening look-out-the-window-and-yearn session, I had an idea: solo date in the Honda.
Sure, I can’t sit down inside of a restaurant and eat. (Well actually.. I can now, but I value my life slightly more than I value restaurant ambiance) I can, however, still get dolled up and go pick up some no-contact takeout to eat in my car.
By the time I had realized that I could do this, most things were closed. I really wanted something familiar and comforting from one of my favorites like Hyde Park Grill or Sawyer & Co. But this inconvenience forced me to follow blog rules and try something new. I remembered once hearing about a good taco shop at The Domain that was known for being open really late: Velvet Taco.

I pulled over halfway on my trek to North Austin to make my online order, which was super easy. They have a great online ordering system and a vast, intriguing menu. I ordered 3 tacos: a Spicy tikka chicken, a Korean pork and a Slow-roasted angus brisket. I also ordered a slice of their red velvet cake- y’know, for science.
Upon entering The Domain, I was horrified to see how many people were actually taking advantage of Abbott’s executive order to reopen restaurants. Some of these places appeared to be way over the allotted 25% capacity with no regard for social distancing. I swallowed my breath, parked in the nearest garage, slapped my mask on and made my way over to Velvet Taco.
Thankfully there weren’t many other pedestrians on the sidewalks and Velvet Taco appeared to actually be following the rules. All tables were spaced out, employees were wearing masks/gloves and they got my food to me with zero contact.
I returned to the safety of my Honda, slathered myself in hand sanitizer and attempted to get some glamour shots of the food.
The tacos were solid, but I definitely wasn’t blown away. All three were flavorful, the tortillas were slightly crisped, and the chicken and pork were tender. The brisket was a bit dry. They were sort of like a less-impressive version of Torchy’s Tacos.
Overall I wasn’t let down by the food, but if I ever drive all the way to North Austin for tacos again, it’ll only be for Taqueria Arandas #3.
I was now full, but still wasn’t quite satisfied on the self care front. There was only one safe cure for this: taking the scenic route home.
The extent to which I love to drive is bordering freak levels. Because of this, I have a definitive list of favorite roads in Austin. Two of them were sort of convenient for my drive home: Burnet Road and Loop 360.
It’s obvious why one would love to drive on Loop 360- it’s a scenic, hilly highway that crosses the Colorado River with the help of the Pennybacker Bridge. It’s stunning.
However, my love for Burnet Road is a bit more personal. It’s nostalgic. It’s really just another long road lined with restaurants and shops, lit by the glow of neon signs and stoplights, but it’s special to me.
So many of the unremarkable storefronts on Burnet mean so much to me because I spent many childhood days and nights staring out the window of grandmother’s backseat staring at them. Driving down Burnet takes me back in time and makes me feel safe.
Just as I was zoning out into these sappy thoughts on my way home, I noticed a bright streak of lights in the sky. Someone popped off a single, suspiciously impressive firework.
Around 11:00 PM, in May, during a global pandemic, some rabble-rouser was fucking with pyrotechnics behind the Subaru dealership on Burnet.
I cannot possibly fathom why someone was popping off fireworks here, at this time, but I’m thankful that they made my drive home that much more special.
Whether its by shooting off some artillery shells at a car dealership or simply eating tacos in your car, remember to treat yourself during this pandemic. Keep yourself loved and keep Austin weird, my friends.
























































